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After the movie

What happened next.

Patty ordered one shirt for each sister, and Halloween came home. Here’s how it’s going. Every shirt you see is for sale: buy 2, save 10%; buy 3 or more, save 20%.

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Patty’s Halloween, continued.

Ten moments from this October. Tap any shirt to see it up close.

  1. 1Halloween week. All three sisters on one porch again, in the shirts Patty ordered.

    Illustration: Patty, Linda and Debbie laughing arm in arm on Patty’s porch in Porch Light shirts on a golden October afternoon

    Debbie“Patty, you’re crying already? It’s only Tuesday.”

  2. 2The first thing she unpacks every October is Mom’s ceramic pumpkin. It still goes in the front window.

    Illustration: Patty sets her mother’s glowing ceramic jack-o’-lantern on a doily in the front window at dusk

    Patty“There you are. Right where Mom always put you.”

  3. 3The living-room rug is a trading floor again, and Grandma drives a hard bargain.

    Illustration: Patty on the living room rug trading candy with her grandkids in ghost and witch costumes after trick-or-treating

    Patty“Two taffies for one lollipop. That’s how it worked in 1968.”

  4. 4Reunion skate night. Debbie still skates like it’s 1977. Linda still doesn’t.

    Illustration: Debbie skates confidently under a mirror ball while Patty wobbles and Linda clings to her arm

    Linda“Debbie, if I go down, you’re coming with me!”

  5. 5Mike found the old blow-mold pumpkin in the garage. It still lights up, and so does he.

    Illustration: Mike plugs in an old glowing blow-mold jack-o’-lantern on the front step while Patty laughs in the doorway

    Mike“Forty-nine years and it still works. Just like me.”

  6. 6Linda makes popcorn balls the way the neighbor lady used to: wax paper, a ribbon, and a porch light that means come on up.

    Illustration: Linda hands popcorn balls wrapped in wax paper to a bedsheet ghost under her porch light on Halloween night

    Linda“One each. Okay, two for the little pumpkin.”

  7. 7Debbie’s box came the same day. The sisters were on a video call within five minutes.

    Illustration: Patty points at her shirt in her kitchen while Debbie holds up hers on a tablet video call

    Debbie“Remember fighting over the black cat box? I won.”

  8. 8Carol threw a 1970s party. Mike came as a cardboard robot, the same costume he wore the night he met Patty.

    Illustration: Carol dances at a 1970s basement Halloween party while Patty and Mike in a cardboard robot costume dance behind her

    Carol“Far out, Mike. You still fit in the box!”

  9. 9Patty volunteers in Rosie’s first-grade class. The cutouts on the window look just like the ones from her own school.

    Illustration: Patty tapes a paper black cat to a classroom window while her granddaughter Rosie hands her the tape

    Rosie“Grandma, your shirt matches the window!”

  10. 10Halloween night: porch light on, Mom’s pumpkin in the window, the whole family on the steps. Halloween the way she remembers it.

    Illustration: Halloween night on Patty’s porch, Barb offering a black cat candy dish to the grandkids in costume while the whole family laughs behind her

    Barb“Hands off till after supper. Oh, fine. One each.”

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Patty, her family and her friends are made up, and the illustrations are AI dramatizations. Porch Light and the shirts are real.

Drop 01: Halloween, the way you remember it.

Twelve shirts, each one a memory. Pick the Everyday Tee, the softer Heirloom Tee, a Hoodie or a Crewneck, in Midnight, Jack-o’-Lantern, Candlelight or Moss. Buy 2, save 10%. Buy 3 or more, save 20%.

Everyday Tee: Gildan 64000. Heirloom Tee: Comfort Colors® 1717, garment-dyed. Hoodie: Gildan 18500. Crewneck: Gildan 18000. Blanks are imported and printed to order by our print partner. The big photos are renders of our real designs; the style photos are our print partner’s product mockups, so colors can look a touch different from your screen.

Pick your style.

Every design comes four ways. Same art, same big print on the front.

Before you order.

How does the Sisters deal work?

Buy 2 shirts and both are 10% off. Buy 3 or more and every one is 20% off. Mix any designs and styles. The cart shows your price as you go, and the discount is applied at checkout.

Will it arrive by Halloween?

Every shirt is printed after you order it, then shipped by U.S. standard shipping: about a week to the Midwest and East Coast, up to two weeks to the West Coast. Order by October 21 for the best chance of Halloween delivery in the U.S.

What’s the difference between the styles?

The Everyday Tee (Gildan 64000) is soft and light. The Heirloom Tee (Comfort Colors® 1717) is heavyweight and garment-dyed for a broken-in feel. The Hoodie (Gildan 18500) and Crewneck (Gildan 18000) are 8 oz fleece.

What sizes are there?

S to 3XL in every style. 2XL is $3 more and 3XL is $5 more.

How much is shipping?

$5.99 standard shipping in the U.S.

Can I return it?

Because each shirt is printed just for you, we can’t take returns for size. If anything arrives damaged or wrong, tell us and we’ll replace it free.

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