Drop 01: Halloween, the way you remember it.
Twelve shirts, each one a memory. Pick the Everyday Tee, the softer Heirloom Tee, a Hoodie or a Crewneck, in Midnight, Jack-o’-Lantern, Candlelight or Moss. Buy 2, save 10%. Buy 3 or more, save 20%.
$24.003+ for $19.20 ea
$24.003+ for $19.20 ea
$24.003+ for $19.20 ea
$24.003+ for $19.20 ea
$24.003+ for $19.20 ea
$24.003+ for $19.20 ea
$24.003+ for $19.20 ea
$24.003+ for $19.20 ea
$24.003+ for $19.20 ea
$24.003+ for $19.20 ea
$24.003+ for $19.20 ea
$24.003+ for $19.20 ea
Everyday Tee: Gildan 64000. Heirloom Tee: Comfort Colors® 1717, garment-dyed. Hoodie: Gildan 18500. Crewneck: Gildan 18000. Blanks are imported and printed to order by our print partner. The big photos are renders of our real designs; the style photos are our print partner’s product mockups, so colors can look a touch different from your screen.
Pick your style.
Every design comes four ways. Same art, same big print on the front.
Everyday Tee · from $24
Soft and easy
A Gildan 64000 Softstyle tee: 4.5 oz ring-spun cotton, light and soft, a classic fit. The one you grab every morning in October.
Heirloom Tee · from $34
Broken in from day one
A Comfort Colors® 1717: 6.1 oz heavyweight cotton, garment-dyed for that soft, faded look of a shirt you’ve had since 1978. Relaxed and a little roomy.
Hoodie · from $46
For the porch
A Gildan 18500 hooded sweatshirt: 8 oz fleece and a front pocket for the candy you’re not handing out.
Crewneck · from $42
Cozy, no hood
A Gildan 18000 crewneck sweatshirt: 8 oz fleece, warm enough for the walk around the block.
Patty’s Halloween, in four years.
Three sisters, one favorite holiday, and a porch light that stayed on.
1968Past the streetlights
Mom brought the costumes home from the store, Dad got home from the plant, and the three of them ran the block until the pillowcases were full.
1977Saturday skate
Too old to trick-or-treat, not too old for the Halloween skate at the roller rink.
2008It changed
Her kids grew up, and Halloween turned into something she didn’t recognize.
This yearThe porch light’s on
One shirt for her, one for each sister. Then her friends wanted them too.
Patty, her family and her friends are made up, and the illustrations are AI dramatizations. Porch Light and the shirts are real.
Ask Porch Light anything.


Patty: This is exactly what Halloween felt like when I was a girl.
The memoriesPorch Light: That’s the whole idea. Every shirt is a memory: the costume box, Mom’s pumpkin, the candy trade.

Patty: I want one for me and one for each of my sisters.
Sisters dealPorch Light: Buy 2 and both are 10% off. Buy 3 or more and every shirt is 20% off. The cart does the math.

Patty: Will they get here before Halloween?
Order by Oct 21Porch Light: Each shirt is printed after you order it, then shipped. Order by October 21 for Halloween in the U.S.

Patty and Linda are made up. The shirts, the deal and the answers are Porch Light’s own.
Before you order.
How does the Sisters deal work?
Buy 2 shirts and both are 10% off. Buy 3 or more and every one is 20% off. Mix any designs and styles. The cart shows your price as you go, and the discount is applied at checkout.
Will it arrive by Halloween?
Every shirt is printed after you order it, then shipped by U.S. standard shipping: about a week to the Midwest and East Coast, up to two weeks to the West Coast. Order by October 21 for the best chance of Halloween delivery in the U.S.
What’s the difference between the styles?
The Everyday Tee (Gildan 64000) is soft and light. The Heirloom Tee (Comfort Colors® 1717) is heavyweight and garment-dyed for a broken-in feel. The Hoodie (Gildan 18500) and Crewneck (Gildan 18000) are 8 oz fleece.
What sizes are there?
S to 3XL in every style. 2XL is $3 more and 3XL is $5 more.
How much is shipping?
$5.99 standard shipping in the U.S.
Can I return it?
Because each shirt is printed just for you, we can’t take returns for size. If anything arrives damaged or wrong, tell us and we’ll replace it free.